When you ask your mom a simple question & she yells her response.
"black friday" more like the day where merchandise is sold for what it’s actually worth
school nurse be like
118 year old weed spotted in a museum
damn bet if u hit that u culd see ur ancestors n shit b
I’m tryna smoke that prehistoric kush
Pass me the hammer.
I’ll pass you the bammer
Beez in the trap
THIS IS FUCKING TERRIFYING
me cooking scrambled eggs for dinner while i watch masterchef
We all have that moment…