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    4 hours ago  /  380 notes  /  Source: wenchyfloozymoo

  2. theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

    theantiherooftime:

    A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

    (via mesa-az)

    4 hours ago  /  175,850 notes  /  Source: 4GIFs.com

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    4 hours ago  /  33,437 notes  /  Source: foreveralone-lyguy

  4. "better get off Tumblr now"

    hugs-and-good-music:

    image"but wait what is that?!"

    (via mesa-az)

    4 hours ago  /  202,769 notes  /  Source: hugs-and-good-music

  5. juilan:

    step on a crack, break your mother’s back, Lil’ Jon got the beat that make your booty go clap

    (via bilbro-swagginss)

    6 hours ago  /  111,546 notes  /  Source: juilan

  6. meanplastic:

straight sex is so weird

    meanplastic:

    straight sex is so weird

    (via bilbro-swagginss)

    6 hours ago  /  76,226 notes  /  Source: zacharonyandcheese

  7. Date someone who would rather watch your favorite movie with you then go to a party on Friday night. Date someone who will share their food with you even though you said you didn’t want any. Date someone who will warm your hands in the winter and kiss your pink nose. Date someone who will text you they love you at 2am and at 9pm. Date someone who will let you change the station in the car when they’re driving. Date someone who can make you smile when you would rather die. Date someone who makes your insides feel like you’ve just downed a bottle of vodka. Date someone who makes you better.
    – (via c-oquetry)

    (via mesa-az)

    6 hours ago  /  40,577 notes  /  Source: jessielou24

  8. ridge:

skkrrrttttt BACK the fuck up

    ridge:

    skkrrrttttt BACK the fuck up

    (via ruinedchildhood)

    6 hours ago  /  16,955 notes  /  Source: ridge

  9. fiveminutess:

this is my phone. probably the greatest phone in all the lands.  it can be dropped off a house without breaking. and it has snake.

    fiveminutess:

    this is my phone. probably the greatest phone in all the lands.  it can be dropped off a house without breaking. and it has snake.

    (via itkindofrollsoffthetongue)

    6 hours ago  /  28,885 notes  /  Source: fiveminutess

  10. chenyakumo:

    hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but

    fuck wasps

    (via hey-haave-you-met-ted)

    6 hours ago  /  146,612 notes  /  Source: chenyakumo-remade